Ahem, well yes. I take it all back. Andrew is a stirling chap. Not a thief as it turns out. Just averse to returning post. (He's turfed all the other letters that've come for me over the years as it turns out.) So I stand corrected, contrite and suitably chagrined. By way of an apology for the defamation I proffered a nice bottle of cabernet savignon, although I didn't explain explicitly why when he said "you shouldn't have". So that's that then. Move along. Nothing more to see here. Oh, except the movies.