16 April, 2015

N is for Ninety-Nine [99]

Barbara Feldon as 99 from Get Smart

The funniest thing we ever watched on tv when we were kids was "Get Smart".  And the person I most aspired to be was 99: the quintessential sixties woman.  

99 was perfect.  99 was like animated Secret Agent Twiggy with humour, and I couldn't think of anything much better than that.  Truly I couldn't.

I longed to be of the '60s, although I was a child of the '70s and '80s, so I was hopelessly out of sync with my era.  

I was also dismally out of sync with my self as this short, ethnic, fluffy, butterball, awkward and most comfortable when invisible, dreamed of waking up with 99's boyish, flat-chested, sleek, lanky, stylish for eons ease.  How life would've been different if I could've been like her.


But that was never going to happen.  

I've come to terms with that now, but I don't love 99 any less.  She's the grooviest chick ever.  
 
The Sacred Cows - Kill Kill Kill

4 comments:

  1. Grooviest ever... Of course she is... the boots... the hair... the half smile...
    God knows why she married Max!

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    1. Painters and Dockers used to play "Kill Kill Kill"... It always makes me think of university days...

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    2. And the Groovy Guru was Corporal Agarn from F Troop. Yeah, baby!

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    3. She might've married Max for his apartment which was extremely cool. But I don't think she was that kind of girl. I think she was a fool for love.

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